An airplane employee whose last name was "Gay" boarded a plane
using his company pass. He saw that his assigned seat was occupied so he
took a vacant seat nearby. Unfortunately, another flight was canceled and
the flight attendants were told that they had to remove nonpaying passengers so
that the ticketed passengers can board.
A flight attendant came down the aisle and asked the occupant of Mr. Gay's
seat, "Are you Gay?" The man looked surprised, but he replied,
"Well, yes I am."
"Then you'll have to get off the plane," the attendant said.
Overhearing this conversation, Mr. Gay spoke up, saying, "No, I am
Gay. I am the one who will have to get off."
Immediately, two men sitting nearby jumped up and said, "Well, we're gay
too. And there's no way in hell we are getting off this plane."
