In Hershey, PA, a woman in the Mercedes had been waiting patiently for a
parking place to open up at a crowded shopping mall. She finally locates a
man who was headed to his car. Finally he got into his car and backed out
of the stall. But before the woman in the Mercedes could drive into the
parking space, a young man in a shiny new Corvette zipped past and around her
and pulled into the empty space.
"Hey," shouted the woman, "I've been waiting for that parking
space."
The young man replied, "Sorry, lady. That's how it is when you are
young and quick."
At the moment she put her Mercedes in gear, floored it, and rammed her car
into the right rear fender and corner panel of the new Corvette.
The young man shouted, "You can't do that!"
The lady replied, "That's how it is when you're old and rich."
