One evening, two cops were
patrolling in their squad car, and in a dark area of a park, they spotted a
parked car with no lights. The younger officer, a rookie, went to investigate,
and found a young couple having sex in the back seat. Unsure of what to do, he
told them to stay where they were and went back to his partner. The veteran
officer chuckled and said, “Just tell them that you’ll arrest them and turn
them over to their parents unless the guy agrees to let us have sex with his
girlfriend.” The rookie goes back and tells them just that, and the two
teenagers, terrified, agreed.
After the younger officer finishes and returns to the police car, the older
officer goes to take his turn. He strolls up to the car and shines the
flashlight in it, only to see his own daughter crouched and trembling in the
back.
