Our mission changes about as often as Gil gets dates (so about twice a day). Actually, he hasn't had a date since…well, let's just say that our mission hasn't changed from day one.
We have two missions. The first mission is for you, the visitors of our site. The second is our mission, the team that works on this site.
First Mission:
CampusNut.com aims to be the coolest entertainment and academic destination for Generation Y because this net-savvy generation needs a relevant voice and wants to have a forum that they can identify with. By providing informative and entertaining content written for and by Generation Y, CampusNut.com really is the voice of this underserved group. CampusNut.com also recognizes the responsibility of assisting in the educational process for the 15 to 22 year olds; furthermore, CampusNut.com should be a resource that Gen Y can depend on. We currently offer articles ranging from pop culture, lifestyles, travel, etc. and academic resources such as book summaries, scholarship databases, college profiles, and college application essays. In the future, we will enable you to provide your own feedback, join communities, personalize your content, and make money. Hope you enjoy your website. After all, it is written for and by you.
The Real Mission:
Yes, we have sold-out. While many of you are aspiring to achieve greatness and leave a lasting mark on society, we are a bit more superficial. We think that we can become millionaires very soon. If Anna Nicole Smith can make $450 million for sleeping with an old tycoon, we should be able to make at least that much by sucking up to you guys. And the idea of sucking up to you guys is about as attractive as sleeping with a ninety year-old man. We are willing to do anything to get us to that stage. So if you are an investor, an advertiser, a 90 year-old sugar daddy (or mommy), a bratty rich kid with lots of dough, or a total hottie looking for a job, please feel free to contact us.
