A golfer is in a competitive match with
a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself,
"I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers,
"Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and
that his answer will be meaningless. At the same time he thinks this might be a
good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt. Two holes later he
mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and
says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says,
"Sure." He makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs yet
another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and
says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win
this match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly!" He
makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the
stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair
with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you
will have no more sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the
golfer. "My name's. . . Father O'Malley."
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