At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two
spoons in their vest pocket. Upon being asked, the waiter said, “We see that
the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons, therefore we keep them for
replacement.”
Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the waiters'
flies and asked what the string was for. “The string is for us to go to the
bathroom,” explained the waiter, “that way, when we pull it, it shoots and
aims right away. Then we don't have to stop to wash our hands.”
The customer asked, “Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it
back in?” The waiter whispered confidentially, “I don't know about the
others, but I use the two spoons.”
