There was a young guy who worked for a
prestigious law firm. The firm was owned by foreigners. This guy worked very
hard to impress his boss.
After a while the boss began to notice this. So one day, he invited the guy
into his office. The boss said that he's noticed his hard work and that his
daughter is coming to visit and he wants him to show her a good time.
"Treat her as a lady but remember, she speaks no English."
On Thursday they go out. Dinner, movie and drinks. He takes her home and she
motions for him to come in. One thing leads to another and thy wind up in the
sack. All of a sudden she starts screaming BINGA DINGA, BINGA DINGA!!
He thinks that he must be really pleasing her since she's screaming about it.
The next day is Friday, again they go out. Again dinner, movie and drinks.
This time thy go back to his place and end up in bed again. All of a sudden, she
starts screaming BINGA DINGA! BINGA DINGA!!.
He thought, wow must really be pleasing her she's screaming about it two
nights in a row.
The next day, he's caddying for his boss. The boss lines up on the par three,
265 yard hole and tees off.
The ball goes straight down the fairway, rolls onto the green and into the
cup, a hole in one.
To show his boss he can learn new things, he pats him on the back and says
BINGA DINGA, BINGA DINGA.
The boss turns to him and asks "what do you mean wrong hole?"
