The only thing that the IRS has not yet
taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging
around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed
off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're
nuts.
Effective January 1, 2001, penises will be taxed according to size. The
brackets are as Follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is
eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
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