This man and
this woman are sitting next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls
out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw
and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes later, the man sneezes again,
pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off again. The woman is about to go nuts.
She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass, he sneezes
again. He takes his penis out again and wipes off the tip.
The woman has finally
had enough. She turns to the man and says, "What the hell kind of
degenerate are you?"
The man replies,
"I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such
that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman then
says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"
The man looks at her
and says, "Pepper."
