This is exciting. A woman recently had a baby from an embryo that had been frozen for seven years. She said, “I had no idea if I was having a little boy, a little girl—or fish sticks.”The last telegram sent from the Titanic was recently auctioned off. It said, “Help—they won’t stop playing Celine Dion’s Titanic song.” And then everyone killed themselves.
The producers of The Jerry Springer Show said they’re taking steps to keep their guests from hurting each other. In fact, they had an entire new set designed by Nerf.
Strange times we live in. A town in Florida with a street named Gay Avenue is changing its name because a resident says people automatically thought he was gay. He wants the new name of the street to be I Ain’t No Homo Lane.
Oprah Winfrey issued a statement saying that even though she appeared on the Ellen coming-out episode, she’s not gay. Meanwhile, Ellen DeGeneres issued a statement saying even though she appeared on Oprah, she’s not black.
In an interview the Spice Girls said that their boyfriends have to take a backseat to their music. They said, “We don’t let our personal lives interfere with our mediocrity.”
This is exciting. A woman recently had a baby from an embryo that had been frozen for seven years. She said, “I had no idea if I was having a little boy, a little girl—or fish sticks.”