Yesterday on the ice rink at Rockefeller Center, two women protesting the wearing of fur skated nude. Nude ice skating—I’m thinking to myself, man, this is just the thing to get Tonya Harding out of retirement.Japanese Prime Minister Tomiichi Murayama apologized for Japan’s part in World War II. However, he still hasn’t mentioned anything about karaoke.
The final episode of Seinfeld, what a shocking end to the series. Honest to God, here’s what happened: Jerry finally locked his door.
According to a study, men whose wives nag them live longer. In a related story, next week Frank Gifford turns eighty-six.
Fox had a show on, Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. Did you see that? And I’m thinking the biggest secret I don’t quite get—David Copperfield and Claudia Schiffer. How did he do that?
There’s a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don’t buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They prefer to buy the bird live and then push it in front of a subway train.
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let ‘em bloat.
Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his fingers.
Barbie is getting a bigger waist and a smaller chest. Not surprisingly, earlier today Ken announced he wants to start seeing other dolls.
I saw today a cab driver take an elderly woman across the street. No, wait a minute, the word I’m looking for is…knock, knock her across.
Michael Jackson is the polar opposite of President Clinton, in many respects. Michael Jackson is constantly, constantly, desperately trying to make us believe he’s having sex with women.
Donald Trump doesn’t have much money invested in the stock market per se. Most of his money goes into junk blondes.
Yesterday on the ice rink at Rockefeller Center, two women protesting the wearing of fur skated nude. Nude ice skating—I’m thinking to myself, man, this is just the thing to get Tonya Harding out of retirement.