One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a
jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught
by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen
of the Tribe for her mercy.
She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.''
The three stars looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the
jungle to look for some food.
Spielberg was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered
grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to
shove the rest of them up his ass. The servants finished their duty, leaving a
screaming Spielberg.
Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing
happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass.
Spielberg was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but
Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing.
He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing at?''
A laughing Schwarzenegger replied ''Pierce is coming back with a
watermelon.'''
