Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a
lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off
Tarzan's arm, eye, and penis. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by
giving him the parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and
an elephant trunk for a penis.
A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks
Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him.
"Tarzan like. With new eye, can
see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee."
"Why's that?"
"It keep taking weeds and shoving
in Tarzan's ass."
