A beautiful young Blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for
the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the
forward cabin at the First Class seats. Seeing that the First Class seats appear
to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in
coach.
The blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here
all the way to New York.''
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of
the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned
seat is in coach.
Again, the blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to
sit here all the way to New York.''
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to
discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde
girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and
briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, ''Thank you so much.'' hugs the co-pilot, and
rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant,
who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had
said to the woman.
He replies, ''I just told her that the First Class section isn't going to New
York.''
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