Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married
and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and
has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and
says, "At last they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row says,
"Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and
her second husband?"
"I mean her legs!"
