A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and
sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has
a black eye. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we
both have black eyes, mind if ask how you got yours?"
The guy who was already sitting down explains, "Well, it
just happened; it was a tongue-twister accident. See, I was at the ticket
counter and this gorgeous blonde with the largest set of breasts in the world
was working there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to
Pittsburgh', I said, 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh.' She socked me one."
The first guy laughs and says, "Mine was
a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to
my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said, 'You
ruined my life, you fat bitch.'"
