A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an
absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is
reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies,
"This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies
that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the
biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."
