It's the Spring of 1957 and Ralph goes to pick up
his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front
door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Chrissy's not ready
yet. Why don't you have a seat?,"
Chrissy's father asks Ralph what they're
planning to do. Ralph replies politely that they will probably just go to
the soda shop or a movie.
"Why don't you two go out and screw? I
hear all the kids are doing it!" Naturally, this comes as a quite a
surprise to Ralph — so he asks Chrissy's dad to repeat himself.
"Yeah," says Chrissy's father,
"Chrissy really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
A few minutes later, Chrissy comes downstairs
in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost
breathless with anticipation, Ralph escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Chrissy rushes back
into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: ''Dad,
it's called the twist!''
