A woman went to her priest with a problem.
"Father, I have two female parrots, and the only know how to say one thing.
All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the
priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots
over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to
pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying
that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and
worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female
parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary
beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female
parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi,
we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the
other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have
been answered!"
