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Home > Humor > Gems from Random Comedians Gems from Random Comedians Email to friend By CampusNut Staff Bill Cosby Old is always fifteen years from now. “Don’t worry about senility,” my grandfather used to say. “When it hits you, you won’t know it.” You can teach an old dog new tricks, you just don’t want to watch the dog doing them. Next page... Read user comments Add your own comments: Index Bill Cosby Rodney Dangerfield Ellen DeGeneres Jeff Foxworthy Janeane Garofalo Whoopi Goldberg User Comments Makadavy Bill Cosby; used to be good, now he sucks. Rodney Dangerfield; I lost all faith when he made that shitty rap song. Ellen DeGeneres; Well, at least all her jokes aren't about how great it is to be a lezbo. Jeff Foxworthy; The only people who get his jokes are the ones at whose expense they are made. Janeane Garofalo; She's a comedian? Whoopi Goldberg; Don't get me started ...Don't even get me started! 11/7/05 Smoke Man You are a cm bubbke form a gay clusterfuck 11/2/04 cowboy i think jeff is the man that should have wrote the bible of living 10/12/03 cowboy she has back problemsfrom hugging to many trees 10/12/03 More comments... Add your own review