By
CampusNut Staff
, CampusNut.com
The Hook
One night a young man was finally taking out a girl whom he really liked. And since the date was going so well, he thought maybe he might get some action while they parked in the woods. As they sat in the car, and he turned off the lights and turned on the radio. She started to get into it as well, when a news bulletin came on the radio. The newscaster explained that a patient had escaped from the state insane asylum, and this man was considered dangerous. The distinguishing feature of this man was his hook arm.
The young girl became upset when she heard this, particularly since they were alone in the woods, so she asked her date to take them home. But he just locked all the doors and said they’d be fine, hoping to get her back in the mood. She relaxed a bit, but then heard a scratching noise on the roof of the car, which freaked her out even more. The boy reassured her that it was only a tree branch on top of the car, but she began to cry and begged him to take her home. He finally agreed but was angry and frustrated, so he revved up and sped away, driving her home in record time, and when they arrived, he didn’t even get out to walk her to the door. So she told him good night, and got out of the car. Knowing her date was upset, she turned back to look at him, only to see a hook hanging on the door on her side of the car.
