By
Anonymous
, Anonymous
Birth Control
Are you down with OPP? Make sure you get
IUD. Also prevent some STDs. Speaking of STDs, condoms are probably the best
form of preventive birth control. The most famous condom is the Trojan brand. As
the alums in South California will tell you, it is best to do it with a Trojan (hahaha).
Another famous condom brand is Ramses. But I wonder about the effectiveness of a
condom named after a pharaoh who had over 100 wives and over 200 kids. Too bad,
he did not use any. For many women and men, the birth control pill is the
preferred method of birth control. When are they going to develop the male birth
control pill? As my pappy always says, it is better to uncock a pistol than to
wear a bullet-proof vest (hahaha). Unfortunately, I would not know which birth
control is most effective or popular as I am told that my looks are a very
effective birth control. At least this brings me to my final point… the most
effective, albeit reluctant, form of birth control is abstinence.
