By
Dumb Friends of CampusNut
, Who Cares?
Drunks
Going out drinking with my friends is like being in the cartoon Snow White and the 7 Drunk Dwarfs.
There's Sloppy- the kid that always pukes at some point in the night.
There's Forgetful- the guy who wakes up in a ditch somewhere and can never remember how he got there.
There's Angry- the one who gets drunk and tries to fight everyone, no matter how much bigger they are than him.
There's Tipsy, the kid who's wasted off two beers.
There's Helpful, the kid who never really gets that drunk, so he's always able to help the other Dwarfs when they get into trouble.
There's Sneezy, the guy who's on antibiotics but drinks anyway and ends up getting twice as fucked up as everyone else but can't figure out why.
And of course, there's Horny, who has poor judgment when he drinks and thinks he's going home with Snow White but ends up waking up next to a fat chick.
